Audrey, the little comedian

The other day at the movie theater, I took Audrey into a stall to go to the bathroom before the film started. As she so often does, she spoke up extremely loudly:

"I love to pee! It feels so warm and good!"

A minute later, as I was helping her pull up her shorts:

"Mommeeee...I need some help with my bottom!"

And finally, the punch line:

"Smell my hand!"