Every year we get a good number of trick-or-treaters at our house, and I have been keeping track of the stats for three years. Here are the 2002-04 stats:
2004 Stats
162: Total number of trick-or-treaters (a new record!)
12: Bags of candy gone (except for a few choice items I kept back for myself)
6: Teenagers in costume
23: Teenagers not in costume
12: Parents not in costume, asking for candy
7: Parents who dressed up for fun, not for candy (good for them!)
4: Fatties who took multiple treats despite being instructed to take only one
1: A very young, very tired, very pissed-off baby in a princess costume being held by her mother, who was also holding a candy bag
1: Teenager (adult?) bigger than me, in a mask, who spoke not a word while I nervously forked over the candy
1: Little girl who frantically grabbed a double-handful of candy and had to be physically forced to give back all but one
Best Quote: A teenage boy, when challenged about his apparent lack of costume, responded indignantly: "I'm the Fonz! Aaaayyy!"
Second Best Quote: A little girl, walking off our porch, said to her mother in a disgusted tone: "I only got ONE candy."
Third Best Quote: A 10-year-old boy who asked, "Bush or Kerry?"
Fourth Best Quote: A teenage boy, at least 16 or 17, no costume, looking into his bag and saying disgustedly, "What was THAT?"
Best costumes: Macbeth, jeweled ghost, UPS driver (hat, shirt, clipboard), two 10-year-old boys dressed as girls complete with blonde wigs--one was a cheerleader, one was a princess.
2003 Stats
73: Total number of trick-or-treaters (half the number of last year, presumably due to the rain)
3: Number of teenagers who came to our door after 9 p.m. when all the lights were out and decorations removed.
10+: No costume
10+: Over 15 years old
3: Under 2 years old
6: Teenage girls in pajamas
2: Teenage girls with no costumes who held our their purses for candy
1: "My costume is an afro wig"
1: "My costume is a top hat"
And my favorite this year...
1: Grandmother and grandson combo, both dressed as witches, both with bags for candy
2002 Stats
150+: Total number of trick-or-treaters (there might have been more, but we closed shop when we blew through our six jumbo-size bags of candy!)
5: Number of trick-or-treaters who came to our door after our porch lights were out, all interior house lights were off and all pumpkins were removed. Take a hint!
50+: Number of trick-or-treaters with no costumes
30+: Number of trick-or-treaters age 15 or older
3: Number of teenage mom/toddler trick-or-treater combos
1: Number of toddlers out for their first Halloween with four doting grown-ups in attendance, one of whom used a professional looking camera to take at least 10 photos on our porch.
and my favorite...
2: Number of 40-year-old women, in elaborate costumes, boldly trick-or-treating along with their kids.